Tips for Perimenopausal Women #24

If you completely lose your cool when yet another doctor blows off your symptoms by saying, “Well, you have reached a certain age, you know…there’s not really anything we can do about it,” feel free to blow off your behaviour by saying, “Well, I have reached a certain age, you know…there’s not really anything I can do about it.”

Tips for Perimenopausal Women #37

If your period is becoming more and more unpredictable, with your menstrual cycle ranging anywhere from 21 to 58 days, and it’s wreaking havoc on your sex life, your marriage and your mental stability because you have absolutely no way of telling when it will rear its ugly head next, try setting up sleepovers for both of your children at friends’ houses on the same night and planning a romantic evening.

You’ll get your period.

Guaranteed.